Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Hello TSA, There Is a Bomb in My Ass" Novelty Travel Joke
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$29.78
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This crewneck sweatshirt carries a bold, irreverent voice — a clean white canvas with stark black lettering that reads like a private joke shouted across an airport terminal. It’s built from a mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly blend that feels substantial without dragging you down. The classic cut and ribbed collar give a familiar, relaxed silhouette that layers easily over tees or under a jacket. Thoughtful construction details — tubular knit (no side seams), double-needle stitching at stress points, and a tear-away label — keep it comfortable and long-lasting. Embroidery options and printed neck/wrist labels let you personalize placement and finish. Wear it when you want to be cheeky, confrontational, or just memorably blunt.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for cleaner look and less waste
- Ribbed knit collar and double-needle stitching for shape retention and strength
- DTF printed inner neck labels and wrist prints; embroidery available at chest or wrists
- OEKO-TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton (Gildan 18000 build)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Do not iron
Crewneck Sweatshirt — "Hello TSA, There Is a Bomb in My Ass" Novelty Travel Joke
$29.78