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This hoodie speaks with deadpan, confrontational humor — a clean white canvas with bold black text that reads like a rushed note. The medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend feels soft and warm on a blustery travel day or when you’re lounging at home. The roomy pouch pocket and double-lined hood add everyday comfort, while the tubular knit (no side seams) gives a smooth silhouette. Wear it when you want to make people laugh, shock a friend who gets your dark humor, or just wrap up in something simple and stiffly ironic.
Product features
- 50% cotton / 50% polyester medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²) — cozy warmth with a soft hand
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean fit
- Double-lined hood with color-matched drawcord and roomy kangaroo pocket
- DTF/DTG printed text with option for embroidery placement
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® certified dyes; ethically sourced materials
Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
Hoodie — "Hello TSA, There is a Bomb in My Ass" Novelty Statement Hoodie
$35.96